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if your ass is a chinese restaurant, ill have the poo-poo platter.
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| BHG LYRICS- foxtrot uniform charlie kilo |
[06 Sep 2005|09:14pm] |
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
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[20 Aug 2005|02:12pm] |
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Log into LJ Sis.
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[18 Aug 2005|11:13am] |
I want to be an artist!
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[15 Aug 2005|05:15pm] |
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[11 Aug 2005|04:56pm] |
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Sis, log into LJ or you won't be able to see the private entry ;)
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[10 Aug 2005|05:49pm] |
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I'm feeling really depressed at the mo so this entry is going to be dull.
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Sad.
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Sad.
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Nobody.
Nobody.
Nobody.
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Oooh nobodeeeeeeeeh.
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| Donkey-eske |
[08 Aug 2005|06:15pm] |
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Hello had a brilliant day with my object!!!
He is ace.
Missing (...I suppose) Sis, my web-buddy.
Even though now she is gone I get to go in her lovely room and eat stuff on her bed without worrying about the crumbs and shit rolling onto her -once- clean duvet.
Now it has stuff and grease smeared all over it!
xxx
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| Lonliness reers its pale face... |
[07 Aug 2005|09:45pm] |
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH!
I MISSED A DAAAAAAAY!
I guess it just aint as fun without my web-buddy peering over the monitor at me anymore...
I'm all alone...There's nobody here besiiiiiiiide me.
xxx
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| Judge Judy |
[05 Aug 2005|05:55pm] |
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Has a mouth a lot like a draw-string bag
She favours Christians and would not like a slag.
She just loves getting justice out of all situations
With her around your behaviour has many limitations.
Sending guilty people down is the name of the game
If there's some problem she will sniff out who's to blame.
With a crack of her whip she decides someones fate
In her own opinion she is very great.(c)
That took me a grand total of 4 minutes, WOW ^.^ I should be a freestyle rapper.
xxx
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[03 Aug 2005|01:51pm] |
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Did fake tan, t'ank God for t'at.
Tonight's adventure is a toss up between either going to meet John or deciding that I can't be arsed, and so, staying in with myself and the telly.
Or I could call for another mate.
Decisions, decisions.
I've decided to get a bit more daring with the ol' eye make-up due to advice collected from a friend. I might go wild with the colours and liner or something drastic.
If I apply properly I won't end up looking like a transvestite...hopefully.
Change of Subject-
I am quite disappointed with God this year, I mean, come on. You call THIS Summer?! Where are the heat waves?! Where are the 'it's so hot let's have a waterfight'/s?!?!...Ergh, thanks for nothing, Global Warming.
xxx
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| Hello |
[02 Aug 2005|05:44pm] |
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Had a great time with the object of my affection last night and a few other friends.
Today have mostly just been sleeping to catch up.
Not had any dreams I can remember for AGES!!!
Next time I have a shower I need to apply more fake tan.
I want to look orange.
The white as a sheet look so doesn't do anything for me!
Have applied for yet another job.
Am hoping to be employed sometime soon so can start the saveature for my lovely Cammy.
God. I'm so drained now I feel like an old greyhound who has just done 30 laps round the course.
xxx
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| Too many days away make a great entry |
[01 Aug 2005|11:27am] |
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I've been away for about a week, so I'm rather glad to get back to my nice little journal, as you might expect!
My trip away has proved something which I have been thinking about for a long, long time.
Christians are ace.
Especially the Baptist Church variety.
Who needs to hire a clown when you can sit and watch a bunch of over-excited fat people singing praise with lyrics which would make The Fast Food Rockers jealous?!
Take it from me, Baptists= top notch entertainment.
But that wasn't the only highlight of my trip, oh no.
I ate too many Taxi bars which I think made me puke, or at least contributed.
Also, I found out that I can definately get a diploma in Fine Art at the University of Central England.
Am seeing my current squeeze tonight and am very excited for it ^-^ so let's hope it goes well.
xxx
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